Wednesday 14 November 2007

Hats off to Andy Rooney

Just got this from a friend and had to share it! I think he has definitely figured out the male/female thing!


In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks
about women over 40:

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why

*A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

*If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually
more interesting.
*Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
* Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.
* Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 40.
* Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.
* Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40.


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't
matter, and those who matter don't mind!"
---Dr. Seuss

1 comment:

Amy K said...

Some things to look foward to in a couple of years.